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Bro-Job

Being able to maintain a job only on the basis of being "bestfriends", "buddies" or "bros" with your male supervisor(s) or superiors. Generally with that territory you are able to slack off or perform your job at lower standards than your colleagues while reaping all the benefits if a steady paycheck.
Mark: "Why did Chaz quit his job?"

Jimmy: "Oh the Chaz-meister?, I guess working in IT was too much work. Hes going back to his bro-job at Wendys"
by bro- job April 30, 2014
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Wheelie job

An oral sex position, where the female sits backwards on a bike (motorcycle, bicycle, dirt bake, etc.)and the male bites off the females clitoris and swallows it. After two to three weeks the male will then grow a clitoris and the female will perform a Wheelie Job on the male.
Emily and I are great at giving and receiving Wheelie Jobs.
by rafakota April 5, 2009
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jolly job

Fellatio performed while the fellator eats a jolly rancher.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a jolly job.
by JACINTHO CARREIRO August 28, 2006
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skyrim job

sky rimjob - the act of eating butthole thats suspended from something
"I gave jimmy the most amazing skyrim job. he was hanging from the handicapped bathroom stall"
by holdmybear November 18, 2011
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Slug Job

the sucking of a limp dick with lots of thick saliva.
man i numbed my cock and gave my girl a glass of milk. that way she could give me a proper 'Slug Job'.
by Brigon7 January 23, 2009
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Rob Job

When a guy takes over 5 hours to get with a girl, who he has specifically gone out of his way to get with her, when she is obviously keen for it
Rob: I went to the city today to meet some chick
Jack: Did you get with her?
Rob: Yea after awhile
Jack: So it was a Rob Job?
Rob: Yea man took me 5 hours
by Cool guy 69 :D July 28, 2010
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Skin Job

A type of hand job using the extra skin produced by recent weight loss, sometimes referred to as a wrap around. Arm and belly skin are usually the most productive but floppy leg skin should not be ruled out.
Helen dropped over a hundred pounds on Jenny Craig and even though she can now give a gut-wrenching skin job, she's still a pig.
by Down the Drain December 28, 2011
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