Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
Ashton burns has a micropenis, everyone laugh at him!
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Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.
Ashton Burns is a small boy who is very unintelligent for his age
by Eli Vitolio Stinky April 28, 2022
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Minneapolis Burning

When cities are being burnt down by protestor, looters and street criminals while law enforcement is helpless to stop it.
We are going to have another Minneapolis Burning over this recent officer involved shooting with a teen.
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Burning Tires

Gino and Valenci got to burning tires and left the room smelling like a jimmy johns!
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Burn Tan

When you burn really badly, then in a few days it fades to a color that vaguely resembles tan.
I totally burned when I went to the beach a couple days ago, but now I have a totally sweet burn tan!
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Indian uncle burn

It’s when your Indian uncle grabs your cock and chafes the tip of it on him beard stubble
Hey man I heard Liam was giving Indian uncle burn to his nephew the other night
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cryo-burn

The unmistakable flavor of food that's been frozen.
The cryo-burn corn was an unexpected counterpoint to the rich, broiled steak.
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