Dee's law

If someone says a name of someone you don't know, or a place you don't recognise, they must be making deez nuts joke.

A: "Have you ever spoken to Dee?"
B: "You're not gonna get me with that one"
A: "What do you mean? Dee is my good friend from school, I'm not joking"
B: "You must be lying its Dee's law"

by DeesLaw August 15, 2021

Sherali's Law

In the event a drink or drinks are left at a hosts house for longer than three moons, it is expected the host inherits ownership of the liquor and shan't be returned to the guest upon next arrival.

"Lachie has left his half drunk bottle of Bundy here from last weekend, do you think he'd mind if I poured one?"
"Go for it mate. He knows Sherali's Law."

by Kedacted March 25, 2025

first co-cousin-pibling-in-law

The child-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

niece-in-law

1. The daughter-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The daughter of one's spouse's sibling.

My niece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Rule of Law

This has nothing to do with the rule of law and everything to do with YouTube propagandists burying a story to spite the person who broke it and choosing to participate in a targeted harassment campaign that deliberately resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. We are not mutually weaponizing things. One of us is telling the truth and the other is trying to cover it up. And the people covering it up have been making up counterfactuals in an attempt to manufacture a false "he said/she said" dichotomy and they waited 10 years to do it. They aren't standing up to a bully. They aren't defending anyone's rights. They weaponized schizophrenia against me IN DIRECT RESPONSE to me coming forward about it and they are trying to allow these tech companies to abscond with my work without paying me and leave me to die impoverished. That is their goal. To steal my shit and leave me to die. Because that's all they ever do.

Hym "It has nothing to do with the rule of law and it isn't a legal battle. It's a heist. Matt Lech from the Majority Report even said it explicitly. 'It's ocean eleven.' Were his exact words. They are trying to heist AI from me because they do not like how I used my rights and to prevent me from receiving remedy for the violations that have been perpetrated against me. Their rights are not being violated here. Their ideologies are being enforced. And they are using 'the rule of law' as a false pretense to do it."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2025

Pria's Law

"Anyone that comes out (as gay, trans, non-binary, etc) will eventually meet other people with the same labels as them"

essentially the law implies that coming out of the closet about your sexuality, gender, race, political views, etc will lead you to meet other people with the same labels as you.

"since coming out as trans, i've met 3 new trans people today. this must be the work of Pria's Law"

by Pria The Jumpluff April 11, 2021

step-co-grandpibling-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandpibling's spouse.

step-co-grandpibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024