council house breakfast

Having a cig and a cup of tea for breakfast

‘Ay look, Jonny down the road is up for his council house breakfast already!’

by Gangshxt February 22, 2019

Light Up The House

To attack someone’s personal belongings. Typically using spray paint, toilet paper, eggs, or stink bombs.

“On halloween night, let’s go light up the house with stink bombs.”

by Mikey Duvall January 24, 2022

DJ house parties

The act of something sucking when it is trying to be awesome. Often used to describe a person.

Person One: What the fuck is wrong with those douchebags??!
Person Two: They DJ house parties.

by Freq Mods November 4, 2013

Shit House Polio

Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.

I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.

by Mega Hemroids March 8, 2021

Chance's Chill House

A Discord server where a bunch of creeps post nsfw, cyclops porn, and post the dankest of memes.

Dude, have you seen the meme section in Chance's Chill House?

by The Hylian Hero June 5, 2018

Dog In The Meat-house

Basically saying that you have you undies, thong, boxers, etc., stuck in the crack of your ass!

"you got a dog in the meat-house"

by Chyna_22 August 16, 2019

Crooked Window House

There are a total amount of people for happiness win totality. This crooked window house is not a number of people but a place of gathering for happy win.

I am happy meeting in crooked window house.

by George Richards May 27, 2011