Pubic Carpet Burn

When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.

Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."

by Irashmun September 24, 2018

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

Burning to the ground

So I guess the conservative Christian media is lying.

Hym "Because they say that LA IS burning to the ground! That's so weird! A Meatball Ron is smirking about the right way to do things while he and his fat-slut wife are stealing money from charities. There is only one solution to the problem they are trying to create here. And their kids I'll make the same choice they did every time the get the opportunity."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

Carpet burn

When a bitch goes down on her knees and towes and gives ur dick carpet burn

Och my dick hurts she swollowed that hoe and got carpet burn FOLLOW ME ON INSTA the.official.loser

by Alrier July 7, 2019

Burns

It means you smell like a rotten and charred grilled babst. Scares away all people. Considered to be direct descendants of Robert babst

You look like a fat burns

by Salpnuts6969 January 28, 2019

Double backwards burn

When Tree gets burned in bowling and then everyone strikes the next frame.

Tree got a double backwards burn.

by Jshore76 April 6, 2023

indian burn

Sexual movement on the cock, involving three hands, yes, the guy has to be involved too, this movement is the twisting and turning on the cock causing all of the skin and flesh to burn off, and the significant other eats the skin with rice

“Hey babe you want to try and indian burn”

“Ah fuck it les goo, get the rice ready for after”

by baddr69 February 10, 2020