Donkey Dildo

Something that sucks so abysmally bad that there really isn't any other way to describe just how large of a fuckup the situation is.

> unfathomable turmoil currently present
"This situation sucks donkey dildo!"
> ranked teammates tank the entire team for being generationally washed
"My lobby sucks donkey dildo!"
> raining outside, no coat, cold as fuck, windy
"This weather right now sucks donkey balls!"

by Tbblobnoern November 22, 2025

Muppet donkey banana

The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.

You raised with 7-2?? You muppet donkey banana!

by PokerJon July 18, 2021

Donkey Cunt

A female of severely low intelligence who is without class and is always begging for an ass-beating because she hates herself so much.

Stay far away from Donkey Cunt unless you want to see just how deeply a useless person could hate themselves and still be alive.

by DayofReckoning January 19, 2024

drop a donkey

when you really gotta go poo

"hey move, youre gonna make me drop a donkey"
"sorry man, the lines back there"

by dumpygumby April 27, 2022

Cum Donkey

When a woman comes to an orgasm and begins to bay like a donkey. Haw haw haw yeah haw yeah.

Chick made a funny sound when she was Cumming. Sounded like a real cum donkey.

by Green gnome May 24, 2023

Donkey

If you’re name is Necy.

Necy’s a donkey.

by Saywhaaat20 October 1, 2022

Donkey dinosaur

A donkey that shits out a dinosaur

Tommy Hey Timmy have you seen the donkey Dinosaur

Timmy yea my dog ate him

Tommy holly shit

by Potato user October 14, 2021