Dick Enberg

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Enberged

by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

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Math dick

Being able to solve high level math problems in minutes

Peter's math dick is so huge he solved that equation in 20 seconds

by Zackery Cash May 28, 2012

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Dick Square

The piece of toilet paper you lay down when your taking a dump so your dick doesn't rest directly on the seat.

Bob- That bathroom was filthy, but I really had to take shit before i left his house

Steve- I hope you put a dick square down so that you didnt catch some STDs

by corymatthews February 18, 2011

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Dick Dandruff

Crystalline Jizz--Usually found on tissues, napkins, towels (paper and cloth), clothes (ask Bill Clinton, etc.)

Hey did you hear about Monica Lewinsky auctioning off her clothes she wore with Clinton?
Yea, heard there is still dick dandruff on it

Hey man, since we're going swimming, can I borrow this towel?
Dont take that one man, its got dick dandruff on it.

by CLEbrownies50 May 25, 2013

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pean dick

its were your willy is shaped like a peanut even when it is hard

my pennis really like pean dick

by nathan smithyyy July 2, 2008

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dick lightning

1. The ancient practice of storing static electricity and focusing it through the penis. 2. The striking of lightning on ones penis.

1. My wife was boring in bed untill got these new wool socks for christmas, all i do is run around dragging my feet for a minute and BOOM! dick lightning.
2. Grampa died, but he went the way he wanted, case of dick lightning at the 18th hole.

by Buckwheat Bones September 29, 2011

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