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Hoosier's dad

The inevitable. The anthropomorphic embodyment of really bad furry dad jokes.
Hoosier's dad should never have happened
by Hoosier's dad December 28, 2016
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Your dad

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.
Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.
by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022
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When someone says something completely random that doesn’t make sense. When someone says something random, say “Last year at the pool with dad?” Put a question mark at the end.
“I passed my geometry test with a 94.”
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”

Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect
by Miles Edgeworth76 January 3, 2024
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Dad Save

An improvised maneuver carried out to prevent a person or object from harm. Most often done for small children.

Maneuver is not exclusively for dads. Can also be done by other older family members or family friends.
“I would be retarded today, if my dad hadn’t done that epic dad save near the balcony of the old apartment.”
by Troll face McGee May 9, 2021
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your dad

a mystical creature, with the calling of "father figure". legends told this creature had been on the mission to get the true unexpiring cum-like liquid with a sweet taste, the milk.
dude 1: yo bro my dad found the milk
dude 2: cap your dad hasn't been back for 25 years
by Cloudy_yduolC March 18, 2022
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Dad

He always gone for work, but when he comes back, he buys you everything you want.
Me: Dad, you've been gone for 16 years but... I still love you!

Dad: *sniff* Wanna go to the Lamborghini dealership?
by NotJohnWickFromNeoTilted May 21, 2019
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Dads being

A word used by an african child to express the tendencies of their male parents ❤️
Person A: hey our dads have SUPER SMEXY AFLETES FOOT
person B: LMAO DADS BEING
by Hayner crakay December 9, 2020
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