by JOHN'S GALAXY March 2, 2021
Get the Mind-Burn mug.When a person jerks themselves, or someone else, off after having eaten something spicy with their hands - typically hot wings - resulting in a burning sensation on, in, and around the genitals.
Origin: "burning" from the sensation and "yankee" from the action to yank, as in yanking someone off.
Origin: "burning" from the sensation and "yankee" from the action to yank, as in yanking someone off.
Yo, why's Tom been in the bathroom so long?
Well, considering the ghost pepper wings we had earlier, those leggings our waitress was wearing, and the fact that he just texted me to bring him some ice, I'll wager he gave himself a burning yankee.
Well, considering the ghost pepper wings we had earlier, those leggings our waitress was wearing, and the fact that he just texted me to bring him some ice, I'll wager he gave himself a burning yankee.
by Throwawaywhenthru June 22, 2022
Get the burning yankee mug.When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...
Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018
Get the Mushroom Burn mug.Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
Get the What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? mug.Hym "Because they say that LA IS burning to the ground! That's so weird! A Meatball Ron is smirking about the right way to do things while he and his fat-slut wife are stealing money from charities. There is only one solution to the problem they are trying to create here. And their kids I'll make the same choice they did every time the get the opportunity."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
Get the Burning to the ground mug.by Alrier July 7, 2019
Get the Carpet burn mug.Burn to a man’s penis as a result of excessive friction caused from a tampon string during intercourse.
by Geojonny October 19, 2018
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