Block Freak

A person who checks every block in a mario game.

"Why are you being such a block freak?!" "Play the game!"

by andle2 June 1, 2023

Gummy block

A male inserts a gummy bear into his urethra and begins to masturbate. He then comes, shooting out the gummy bear along with the semen into an ice tray or preferred container. He then places it in a freezer and voila, he has a gummy block.

What did you do last night dude?
Nothing much bro just made a gummy block

by Masterqueef27 September 11, 2022

gods chopping block

vagina

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 19, 2010

Block Blast

The second upcoming of mobile contracting addictions which had been invented for the main purpose of increasing screen time

Omar: Hey wanna go out outside
Robert: No I'm busy playing Block Blast

by Blaza_Boi December 20, 2024

Cop block

When someone going stupid fast passes you, so the cops pull them over not you. You can speed as long as they’re going a little bit faster than you. 🤘🤘

(Someone fast passes you)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)

by Omfghowmanytryswillthistake September 11, 2018

Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.

Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.

by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013

V-block

The female version of a cockblock. When one woman blocks another woman from scoring with someone she finds attractive.

1. "I have been talking to that guy all night, and she comes and chats him up. Really? A V-block? I thought we were friends."

2. "She totally V-blocked me. I wanted to get with that guy, but she came up shaking her tits all around. I knew she was jealous of me and now he will want to chase her."

by missmissy May 12, 2013