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Beef jerky backhander

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018
mugGet the Beef jerky backhandermug.

End the beef?

When you end the beef with someone. And you get a fat guy to squash it and eat it all
by Bettlejuice6969 May 25, 2022
mugGet the End the beef?mug.

vegan beef

having/starting beef with someone when there's no actual hard feelings between you two; it's just for fun.
I have some vegan beef with my best friend Chase because he wouldn't shut up about his game yesterday, so I think it'd be funny to ignore him and see how long it takes for him to notice.
by degenerasian February 11, 2022
mugGet the vegan beefmug.

Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake
by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022
mugGet the Roast Beef & Mashed Potatomug.

beef slinky

A ridiculously stretchy penis and/or the foreskin of said penis.
Example:

Lorie: Jesus I heard CJ has a thing for eating mad beef slinky

Dani: Yeah I bet she horks those things down like fucking candy
by Mr.Twang July 13, 2014
mugGet the beef slinkymug.

ogre beef

Oh dude...you just ogre beefed
by Prof. Dude October 19, 2023
mugGet the ogre beefmug.

beef it

An alternate way of saying thrown up; puked.

Was used at the Nickelodeon Kids choice awards (2009) by Jack Black, when someone puked during his speech.
“Did someone just beef it?”
by lolzies1414 July 30, 2021
mugGet the beef itmug.

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