cadbury egg

When daddy rolls a turd into an egg shape and fills it with his cum, creating a cream-filled egg.

My daddy just fed me a Cadbury egg. I'm so squishy now.

by iamsogay April 22, 2019

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TE (Turtle Egg)

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.

CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation

-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death

-Hopeless Romantic

Bobby is acting like a TE (Turtle Egg) and it's so annoying.

by AshKetchum1223 July 10, 2018

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cooling and 2016 eggs

so this giga chad nammed cooling beat his meat to 2016 weggers :O

cooling and 2016 eggs is his fetish

by L4D2 March 14, 2022

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Egg

Egg is a nickname for the nickname Auggie making an Auggie even more adorable making the softboi aesthetic more reasonable.

“Egg is on the way over.”
“Oh great, can’t wait to see them”

by Eggntoast February 16, 2021

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Egg in the backseat

Someone who is emotionally fragile, sensitive, or going through a rough patch — you have to handle them with extra care, patience and understanding, like driving carefully because there’s an egg sitting in your backseat that you do not want to crack.

Example 1:
“Go easy on Jake today, he’s an egg in the backseat.”

Example 2:
“I’ve been an egg in the backseat all week — just trying not to fall apart.”

Example 3:
“She might snap if you push too hard. Total egg in the backseat energy.”

Example 4:

“I’ve been feeling like an egg in the backseat lately — one wrong bump and I might lose it.”

by Thejocdoc October 23, 2025

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