Livin’ the dream

When your second opener is a no-show and you ain’t got no keys so you wait in a brisk parking lot to see what life has in store for you next.

“How was your day?”

You know, bro, livin’ the dream.

by MaybeRR December 21, 2022

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milky dream

When you nut in your sleep

I had a milky dream last night.

by Jstock April 11, 2018

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Walmart Wet Dream

The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.

Did you guys hear about Jack’s Walmart wet dream last weekend?

by wagnam163 June 15, 2025

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wet dream

a nightmare that you wake up from, sweating and wet

"i had a wet dream"
"about who?"
"nobody, i just had a nightmare that made me sweat a lot."

by allenim May 20, 2022

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Wet dream

When a grown man or women dreams about sex. Usually ending in climax, resulting in a wet and weird surprise when they wake up.

Bud: I had a wet dream last night.

Mike: what?
Bud: I had a dream that I met a swamp monster at the lake. Next they I know, I’m awake having to clean my sheets.

by Wtf42069 May 25, 2023

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