Assholes

The people in my neighborhood who are setting off fireworks at 1:00 am like my brother in christ im trying to sleep

"Please smash out assholes daddy"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

Asshole

Anyone who doesn’t do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it

You such an asshole, God, u always want to control something...

by iloveinfo September 5, 2021

Asshole

Assholes are people that are just straight up bitches for no reason at all.

fred: Oh look it's an asshole

Anthony: how can u tell
fred: he just pushed a child

by Lucas.013 August 17, 2024

Asshole

A place where poop comes out

Asshole is smellya

by Mezzbrix July 22, 2020

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016

Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.

My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.

by nicemeister April 6, 2022