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Boner Donor

The cadaver required for a female to male transgender transition.
Alex used to be Alice, before they found a boner donor to complete his transition.
by Fatfunnyman November 22, 2018
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belly boner

when your beer belly touches someone without you meaning for it to.
yo girl, you feel that belly boner?

"OOH YEAHHH"
by TEENMAYOR September 13, 2011
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Boner Jousting

When two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. The first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. A case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification. The loser will have to give a hand job to the winner.
alex smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"

bennett - "sweet who won?"

alex - "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
by qwerty9183 January 5, 2011
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boner patrol

a group of males having sex with one female make up the boner patrol
The males involved in "running a train" on a female
G: Karla's in the other room waiting on us
D: Are we bringin the whole boner patrol on her ass?
G: Yeah, Mike, Rick, and Dylan are on their way.
by Bilbo Baggins151 February 20, 2008
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broken boner

A broken boner is a comic relief, drunk studder fall that is performed to lighten the mood of athletes before a game or practice.
it starts out when an individual walks like they are drunk, then falling on his or her side kicking their legs back over their body followed by a great stiffness that runs through their body so that their back is arched and bowed
by jeef leatherman September 18, 2003
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Raymond's Boner

When someone has a penis that is shaped like the "S" on Supermans cape
Man your penis looks like a Raymond's Boner
by Buzzzzzzzzz December 20, 2007
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boner poops

poops that are as hard as boners
Max had boner poops today.
by -\(^.^)/- June 2, 2016
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