by DennisIsEvil October 15, 2005
Typical best-friend pair of lonely, beautiful, but misunderstood girls rejected by society who live together and share a cat with a classically appealing name. Spend their evenings at home or in cheap bars drinking white zinfandel and remarking that it should be called pink zinfandel. Thin despite their scorn for exercise, well-dressed but socially inept, this pair is fun at parties but will not make out with you. Love froyo, the movie The Craft, and antiquing.
I saw two girls one cat buying out all of the lean cuisines at Kroger last Friday night.
Dude, two girls one cat won't stop talking about the Royal Wedding.
OMG, Watson is the luckiest cat in the world. And so handsome!
Dude, two girls one cat won't stop talking about the Royal Wedding.
OMG, Watson is the luckiest cat in the world. And so handsome!
by carlosamelioandwatson April 27, 2011
The knowing instruction given to a prodigy by an older and wiser male when referencing women to choose for sexual encounters. This rule will also make it much more possible to convince two women to go to bed with you at the same time.
Young dude,"God, that girl's a ten, I'm gonna go talk to her."
Old dude, "Son, those two over there are not as attractive, but two fives beat a ten."
Old dude, "Son, those two over there are not as attractive, but two fives beat a ten."
by Skip in DE January 06, 2007
A masturbation technique used by males where the guy bends over toward the floor gripping his junk in both hands. Then, with knees slightly bent he jumps repeatedly whilst keeping his hands the same distance off the ground--not necessarily in the same proximity to his body. Thus, as he jumps his junk will move in and out of his stationary, lubbed up hands.
by MTH January 09, 2008
best band in the world, consisting of 5 tallanted musicians, tom, dave, keith, peter, and conor. peace
by uhhhh March 15, 2004
by the itty bitty tittie comity September 30, 2011