Farting Terms

Someone you feel very comfortable with.

Wow Joey, I can let one loose around you anytime. You must be really special.

by Lynne Lowe February 18, 2005

fart bag

someone, usually female, who is exceptionally skeezy and most likely riddled with venarial disease.

Ugh, don't mess with her, that fart bag is trouble.

by Frederick Balloons June 23, 2005

farting frank

This is a big ogar who farts all the time. He gets off on the smell of rotting ass.

Farting Frank shit his pants again.

by team mopar November 19, 2004

fart buddy

A friend who farts with you while you fart.

1: Fart!
2: Fart!
1: Oh 2! You're such a fart buddy!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

missionary fart

When having sex in the missionary position for an extended period of time and your sweaty bodies rubbing together makes a farting noise.

We were going at it so long. I think we missionary farted more times than she orgasmed.

by I'm A Dirty White Boy August 5, 2009

Sack Fart

A sack fart is when someone farts on your ballsack to create a pleasant warm sensation. The giver of the fart may be male or female, and this process is not neccesarily sexual.

Please note, a sack fart is only present when you can smell the fart with your nose pressed to the ballsack. When the smell expires, the ballsack loses its' title of the sack that doth hold the fart.

*Person 1 farts on the Person 2's sack*

Person 2 : Oh, that's so warm and nice, you're an expert sack-farter.

Person 1 : Why thank-you, I am quite experienced. Enjoy your sack fart while you can, because it will be gone soon!

by Heckmeister December 18, 2009

phosphorus fart

The fart-like noise that your nose makes whenever your adenoids are swollen. The sound is a combination of a pig snort, a fart, and the sound of crackling phosphorus, hence the name "phosphorus fart".

I just got over this cold but I was still phosphorus farting.

by Lord Vapor December 6, 2006