crusty cake

1. The skid mark left in ones underwear after taking a large satisfying dump without adequate wiping.

2. A turd nugget (cake sized) left stuck to the bottom of a toilet bowl after a large dump that does not flush down with the rest of the poo.

Eg. Oh man, I left the biggest crusty cake in the teachers private bathroom yesterday.

by KingGeorge33 March 15, 2014

Lie Cakes

When someone is feeding you lies they're feeding you "lie cakes". Usually this phrase includes something about becoming fat because of all the "lie cakes" you are being fed.

"I have three girlfriends and a horn on my head"

"Lie cakes! I'm becoming fat because of all the lie cakes you're feeding me!"

by POTATOPOTATOMARSHMALLOW! May 4, 2009

Cake Fraud

When you claim you have made a cake yourself but really have just bought it from a shop.

That women commited Cake Fraud, that is blatently a marks and spencer special.

by CulinaryComedian August 12, 2008

baking the cake

Enjoying all of the nice, sweet, cuddly parts of being together without getting physical. The icing is the physical part.

Connie: Did you get any last night?
Tabitha: No, we just enjoyed baking the cake; but tonight, there will be icing! Yayus!

by Greg's Girl February 27, 2009

cake o

A female that tricks on men.

I bet you didnt know your broad was a cake o before you met her

by Reggie Lewis June 1, 2006

Cake-Face

see pie face pie eater

one whose face is covered with cake debris from furious consumption of baked goods

by cakey cakey cake face August 8, 2004

the cake is a lie

When a transsexual tricks a strait male into thinking he's a girl in bed.

Hugo: So I said, 'Hey, let's turn on the lights..'

Hugo: Then she said, 'Oh silly, you can have the garage okay. The porche is still in the shop..'

Jerry Springer: So you slept with a guy?

Hugo: I ain't gonna lie Jerry.. The cake is a lie. * He's then punched in the nose and the transsexual yells, 'Oh no you d-ent' and someones wig falls off in the tussel, Jerry picks up the hair and makes a mustache with it

Jerry Springer: *Walks off stage and plays pocket pool* We'll be back!

by Leeping Larry July 17, 2011