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Facebook pout

An annoying and vaguely negative comment posted as a Facebook status update whose purpose is to let everyone know that the poster is upset about something, and to gather attention. It is the online adult equivalent of a child pouting. The post does not specify what the user is upset about. It is an attention-seeking move. If someone is silly enough to ask what the problem is, the original poster will not answer directly.
Facebook User 1: "I just don't know why I even bother..."
Facebook User 2: "What's the matter, Facebook User 1?"
Facebook User 1: ":-("
Facebook User 2: "Facebook User 1, what's the matter, pumpkin?"
Facebook User 1: "People are just like always the same"
Facebook User 3: "It's just a Facebook pout"
by huecodoc2 November 5, 2013
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Facebook groundhog

Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.
Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.

Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol
by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014
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Facebook funeral

Finding out everything you wanted to know about someone and more after befriending them on Facebook. Spoiling all motivation to know them in more depth.
He/ she was really into me at that party a few weekends ago, we became friends on Facebook since and when I saw them again, they didn't seem that interested in me anymore. I guess our friendship got a Facebook funeral.
by GotLix August 30, 2012
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Facebook Smartypants

A person who uses Facebook as a way of making snide, yet humorous comments about his or her friends.
Jack Thompson: Is pumped for Saturday night at the pub!

Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.
by CaptainObvious_69 October 24, 2011
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Facebook Kurting

Someone who refuses to sign up for their own facebook account saying facebook is stupid, yet regularly uses their significant others account to stalk and/or creep other facebook accounts.
Dude, stop facebook kurting me from your girlfriends account, its weird.
by Kurt_is_offended May 12, 2011
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facebook rave

1.A period in the day where Facebook members lose the proverbial plot and just live Facebook- this includes particpating in endless wall conversations, doing countless quizzes or ANYTHING FACEBOOK.COM RELATED. Research has shown the The Facebook Raves have lasted up to 3 hours and 45 minutes!

2. The term is sometimes used to describe the act of choosing a victim's profile and liking all comments/statuses/pictures/links etc that is on their wall. This is a way of mocking people who abuse facebook OR as a plea for attention.
1. Just spent hours facebook raveing instead of revising. fml.
2. I'm gonna facebook rave Susie when I get home!
by THEFACEBOOKRAVER January 13, 2011
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Facebook Itch

When someone is on the computer and they go back and forth from other sites to facebook to check if they have mail.
Yo, why do you keep goin to facebook? You must have that facebook itch son.
by Sipacris January 3, 2011
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