Dog Condom

The act of slipping a dog's rectum over your erect penis and putting it in the participant you are facing in fantasy football when you are ahead or have won the match up that week.

I just entered Hundo Church and slammed Max with a dog condom as his boy friend watched with awe!

by La Tortuga September 29, 2023

Dog-Dumped

When your girlfriend dumps you because she is more into her dog than you.

I cant believe I just got dog-dumped!

by palsyclaw October 28, 2009

penis dog

A dachshund.

I love my penis dog.

by A gay Russian Minecraft fan November 1, 2018

Dog rat

Dog rat is a term used by Aussie stoners as an insult or as a word of anger/wear word.

“Wow maggie stole my lighter what a dog rat”
*charlotte gets food on her new jeans* “DOG RAT!”

by TheBowl_ June 25, 2019

dog toes

When you take off you socks and your feet look nasty but you still show them off.

Damn you see Faith Lopez, she got some dog toes!

by MRlonleyj May 2, 2019

drax dogs

A slang term about the German football player Julian Draxler. This guy is so beast and cheap in fifa 14, that it is simply dog to even play him.

He's got drax dogs. How the fuck am I supposed to win. It's so dog, he paid nothing for him, yet he's the biggest beast out there!

by Drax Dogs January 10, 2014

SoCal Dog

It's Southern California style hot dog wrapped in bacon, topped with chili, onions, diced jalapeños, and nacho cheese.

Pops went to the corner hot dog spot and got the SoCal Dog.

by Dollahman July 25, 2020