lemon tech

The act of grinding Psychedelic mushrooms and mixing them with pure lemon juice in a cup to further the strength of the psychedelic effects

Hey man have you ever lemon teched? You’d trip balls

by Shaggys hacks February 5, 2023

english teacher

annoying fuck who needs to stfu.

the English teacher is annoying

by guy who submitted this February 9, 2023

English Teacher Mentality Syndrome

a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.

the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome

by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023

Complē-Tech

1. A consulting firm full of highly nerdy, and specialized professionals that emphasize quality at all stages of an engagement.

2. A business who's name is mispronounced 99.99% of the time

I contracted Complē-Tech to provide low-voltage systems integration suggestions and support, but wound up being so good, that I was able to take a 3 month vacation and never needed to be bothered until the project was done.

by T9xbeatngu March 23, 2023

Design Tech High School

A place full of opportunities and exploration!

"Man, I'm so glad I got into Design Tech High School! I can't wait to explore!" 😜

by Explorer58 April 11, 2023

pizza tech

Working in entry-level IT positions, and my income only allows me to occasionally treat myself to a pizza.

I go to George for all my IT needs, he is my go to pizza tech

by directorofrighteousness May 10, 2023

Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023