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Yer Dad

Harry :Here mate Your maw

Josh :Naw Yer Dad
by STRG July 13, 2022
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Dad

Child: Dad... Dad...

Child: Where's dad
Mom: Pfft. That nigga long gone.
by none of yb November 14, 2018
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DEADBeat Dad

Flags YOU ARE DATING FUTURE DEADBEAT DAD, if not a current one. Ladies, take notes. ….

He always has an excuse or plays the victim. He allows you to strip to help support the family, and flirts with all your coworkers. When you get a legit job, find an apartment, and get insurance for the children, he refuses to pay, moves in with his mom, and gets a job paid under the table , avoiding to pay government taxes. Allows his mom to pay half the tuition of his children for private school, while you pay the rest. He Spends his money on drinks at the bar every night. But never buys a drink for anyone but himself. He runs around talking gossip about others that is not true, as well he lies and tells people he loves them in the same breath. He speaks badly about his childrens mom and his own mom. He never apologizes. Rarely follows through on promises. Incredibly cheap except when it comes to him.
He is such a DEADBeat DAD for telling everyone at the bar how he is so great for being a sperm doner.
by YzAss February 21, 2023
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Turtle Dad

"I'm gonna set this right here. Turtle dad!"
by Quote_ August 4, 2022
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Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare
by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019
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dad's milk

It a rare thing that you will never get to see.
ha. Where's your dad's milk huh?
by dontgetserious February 23, 2023
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Dad

A loving,kind person that will sacrifice everything for you and usually older than your mom and stronger
Dad i need little bit more money for this.Can you lend me some. Of course buddy.
by up here November 10, 2022
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