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Dick Slit

Vulgar term for the meatus. Dick Slit is the urinary meatus. The opening of the urethra, located on the penis glans in males. Men either shoot out a relaxing piss or a bust a nut and shoot amazing sperm loads out of the Dick Eye!
Bro. I nutted so much cum out of my dick slit last night. Love beating my cock to porn whores.
by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023
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spit

Man, you’re my spit!
by pandabearsrcool! November 27, 2023
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Spit heat rocks

A phrase made popular by the EDM artist: Bassnectar.

To spit heat rocks means to rap lyrics really well.

The term was derived well before the saying of “spitting bars” and after “spitting fire”.
by DannyDay95 December 1, 2023
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Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!
by Neffy125 December 7, 2023
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Spit

The secret word for a combination of sperm and shit.
Bro why’d you jerk off in the shared bathroom?! Now the whole place smells like spit!
by TheBeanSpiller December 8, 2023
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Splat

A Crip gang-member.. used similarly to how bloods call each other slimes
Take that red off them mfin splats just walked in the door
by GeeUp256 July 18, 2024
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Dionysian Spit Roast

When you do a keg stand while simultaneously butt-chugging another drink most likely through a well placed beer bong.
Did you see that guy getting the Dionysian Spit Roast? What an absolute legend!
by OnyxGhost July 27, 2024
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