First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
Get the Sexual basesmug. by Ace the greatest July 11, 2022
Get the Bert sexualmug. by rape artist December 26, 2021
Get the sexual hemorrhagemug. Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"
Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025
Get the Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"mug. Guy 1: Hey are you gay? I saw you grab someones balls?
Homie sexual guy: No im not gay Im homie sexual meaning i grab my homies BALLS and sit on them.
Homie sexual guy: No im not gay Im homie sexual meaning i grab my homies BALLS and sit on them.
by ILoveMyHomiesAndTheirBalls October 12, 2021
Get the Homie sexualmug. by Str8sexychk December 11, 2022
Get the Tri-sexualmug. It ain't the sexual morality of it.
Hym "You didn't have a problem with his sexual morality a while he was doing it. You didn't have a problem with it while you were going on his live streams.
Hym "You didn't have a problem with his sexual morality a while he was doing it. You didn't have a problem with it while you were going on his live streams.
You are just as culpable in it NOW as you were THEN and the theoretical harm he is doing to women is something you seem to be perfectly fine with as long as it's a secret. As long as what he's doing is a secret you're fine with it. But you're going to try and distance yourself as though you weren't on board all along. As long as he isn't getting sued. And now that you might be peripherally liable NOW... NOW you have a problem with it. OR... OR, you know that the religious freaks want you to demonized causal sex and that if you hump their leg enough they just might protect you if get implicated in Destiny's bullshit. Could it be that? When you are fucking around it isn't a problem. When Destiny is fucking around it isn't a problem. I mean, you make a living off of people getting recorded without their consent, Preach. Do you get the consent of the people you monetize, Preach? No. So you just sat there and lied for 12 minutes. You don't give a fuck about or have a problem with Destiny's sexual morality. You don't give a fuck about people being recorded without their consent or that recording being shown without their consent. You care about YOU LOOKING BAD. Optics. The problem being, you shouldn't look good to anyone in the first place because you're a retarded bitch. Lying retarded bitch with a bunch of unearned money trying to help cover up the crimes of other panhandler-freaks."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2025
Get the Sexual Moralitymug.