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Shloer, snack and lick a sack

A recovering alcoholics idea of an evening that would be: wine, dine and 69
Sorry I don’t drink but we could Shloer, snack and lick a sack
by Mechysavage November 19, 2023
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Slap Sack

A Slap Sack is a place where women keep their fond, sexual memories, so she can think about them while masterbating.
That was a good session babe! I'm gonna keep that on in my Slap Sack for later!
by Mazzy Scarlett December 18, 2023
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Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance can mean many things!

1) Randomly Grabbing your nut sack and stuff!

2) Nutting with your nut sack and stuff and it causes Turbulance because the Nut Sack keeps moving.

3) Nutting with your nut sack while watching porn or cartoon porn and your brother or friend interrupts you, so you have the "which online girl is hotter" contest while nutting and wearing pants. Usually ends in going to the gym later.

4) Nutting the sack and there's pants covering it while in random outside places or the bathroom or office.

In almost all scenarios, you achieve PNC, then the mind gets clearer. Then you go to the gym later.
Edward: Nutting the sack in the bathroom to get ready to talk about Wall Street stuff.

*Nut Sack Turbulance!

*Earthquake!

Achieves PNC. Mind gets clear.

Blah blah blah trading stuff.

Wealth increases.

Does ten push-ups!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
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Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance is when you bust a nut to pr0n or cartoon pr0n and there's Turbulance. Sometimes you're just grabbing your nutsack and it causes mini Turbulance. You could probably bust to random videos and it causes Nut Sack Turbulance. Earthquakes and Destroyed cities and more. Not literally though, LOL!
Tyler: Busts to a random video or to pr0n with random music playing in the background or cartoon pr0n sometimes.

*Earthquakes!

*Destroying cities!

*Crushed buildings!

* Nut Sack Turbulance ends.

Andre: What did you do?! EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED!

Tyler: *Grabs nuts.

*mini Turbulance.

*mini Turbulance ends.

*goes for a run.
by CognitiveFuel December 21, 2023
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David Sacks

An obnoxious Techbro, founding member of the PayPal Mafia, delusional Libertarian, tankie apologist of Russia's invasion of Ukraine who denies reality (including Russian war crimes), and a brown noser of Elon Musk. Lacks social skills and thinks he's an expert on the war in Ukraine after reading a few books about the war in Vietnam and some articles on the internet by "non-interventionists". Thinks he's smarter than everyone else and knows better than the US government.

A gem from Dec. 12, 2023:

"Ukraine has lost Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, most of Kherson, and Zaporizhzhia forever. If it doesn’t negotiate a peace deal now, it will also lose Kharkiv, Odesa, the rest of Kherson, and more. The flag wavers who think they’re helping Ukraine are just dismembering it."
by NAFOMan December 22, 2023
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Hot Sack

Emergency shitting into a plastic grocery sack. Drop pants, bend over, and try to catch your shit in the hot sack. Pull the sack handles to your hips and shoot. Possible deviation would be a double bagger for spray and pray moments.
With no exit in sight, I had to pull over on the highway and hot sack it after that gas station burrito.
by Hellraiser2 December 28, 2023
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Sack Duster

When She fart as your balls deep in that poontang
She straight gave me a sack duster homie that junk stunk.
by fartjigga35 January 4, 2024
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