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Fish Finger Sandwich

One who inserts their fingers into an unwashed vagina (human or animal) and then proceeds to use butter instead of lubricant.
Harvey: I really fancy a fish finger sandwich.
Felix: Okay, just be quick about it.
Harvey: Okay i'll fetch the butter while you spread your legs.
Felix: I'll think you'll find that a pussy cannot spread their legs.
Harvey: Ahhh ease up.

Ice Cream Sandwich 

A person that is black on the outside and white on the inside with a cool attitude, basically an "Oreo" but much cooler.
You can call me an "Ice Cream Sandwich" because I'm just like an "Oreo", but I'm so much cooler!

oreo
black
white
cool
Ice Cream Sandwich by Ohizona December 4, 2010

triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich 

The most heinous sexual act. So terrible that your friends can never speak to the girl you gave it to ever again. In addition, they are not allowed to be friends with you for a month. At the end of that month you'll still think it was worth it.
Where's Jim been?
I don't know, I can't be friends with him until August since he gave Jane a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oh my god! That's awful.

Jam Sandwich

A Uk police car, specifically the kind with an orange strip all the way round the sides. A bit of a misnomer really, but marmalade sandwich just doesn't sound right. Plus these days most police cars are either in high visibilty markings that resemble batenburg cake, or just plain white.
Cockney: Oh fack. That dibbles getin' awt of 'is jam sandwich. RUN!
Jam Sandwich by dj_monged August 15, 2004

Chicken' Sandwich (verb)

The "Chicken Sandwich" is when two great things meet eachother at the peak of mental and physical pleasure. A man is bending a supremely gorgeous woman, doggystyle of course, and he realizes that he is hungry. This is where the chicken sandwich comes into play. While holding the chick's ass in one hand the man simultaneously eats the chicken sandwich with his right hand, thus bringing together two joys that every man craves.
"Dude, last night I went to Wendy's and i ended up chicken sandwiching the hell out of this tight asian chick."

Ghetto Sandwich 

A sandwich consisting of peanut butter and cheese. Can also be know as a poor man's sandwich.
Mitchell: Damn! I wanted to make a PB&J sandwich, but we're out of jam and all we got left is cheese and peanut butter.

Lindsay: Then make a Ghetto Sandwich.

Mitchell: Good idea.
Ghetto Sandwich by shake&bake December 31, 2008