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Kpi Retard

Someone who will deliberately put themselves and others in harms way so they can get as many totes as possible, so the company will give them a kiss on the cheek and a blowjob
by I hate kpi retards November 19, 2020
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Retard

Boy1: What's 1+1?
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.
by lolimaginebeingaretard March 24, 2023
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retard

Retard is slur u know...
If u say retard ur acting like professional
by Santiagofreire5 February 15, 2021
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Retarded Fionn

A self proclaimed man who has a particular lust for unusual women. These women rang from being fat to transgender, or even black on occasions. A retard fionn is often known for his ability to write off a car in impossible circumstances
That man crashed his car with his transgender girlfriend. He’s such a retarded fionn.
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retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent
Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"
by anonymous February 23, 2021
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retarded

"i will give you 5 minecraft diamonds for your netherite set"
"you are so fucking retarded fuck you"
by XIxrip June 10, 2022
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