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Full Blown Retard

A person who is extremely retarded. A retard like no other, the one.
Hey, bro! My Girlfriend's friend, have you met her? She is a full blown retard.
by KingOfAmerica December 15, 2023
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Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
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Where's my retard to fuck

They have a deranged commitment to using my own words against me and they don't like that I called them retarded. That's all this is.
Hym "So when I say 'where's my retard to fuck?' and then they bring me someone and then try to set me up and 'WeLl He SaId It AnD i DoN't KnOw I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD i GuEsS' 🤷 ♂️ 'I gUeSs I'm JuSt ToO rEtArDeD tO uNdErStAnD' it's obvious what they are doing it it should also be obvious that they are trying to punish me for not keeping quiet about the retard molestation. All to try and teach me a lesson that amounts 'DON'T SAY THINGS I DON'T WANT YOU TO SAY AND DO WHAT WE TELL YOU!!' As opposed to 'You're clearly molesting that retard and trying to keep me out of the loop so you can get away with it but the retard doesn't like that I'm being coerced into making it follow the rules so it wants me to know that it's getting molested as a way of harming me but I also can't use it against him in any way or even threaten to because a mentally retarded pedophile is the boss of me for some reason and he got molested so now he should get to do whatever he wants and anyone who gets in the way doesn't get rights' or something."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2025
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Prerelease retard

One who releases prematurely
The prerelease retard, missed their shot due to early release.
by raejd June 19, 2018
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Fucking retard

The name you were called at least once if you ever had a sibling.
Me: Hey, Paul what's up?
My brother: Nothing you fucking retard.
Me: k
by peterthemeatbeater April 16, 2018
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retards

the phrase retard actually means mentally unstable, it is also very offensive to some people. it is reffered to as the r slur to say it safely. Make sure youre kind to others and dont call people this very offensive word
wei yang you retards piece of poopoo
by notxiaowei March 3, 2022
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retarded

retarded a hurtful word that is used as a slur against people who have disabilities such as autism or Down syndrome it is degrading to call someone who has autism or Down syndrome retarded
John and his sister are in the school cafeteria before school starts for the day a mean kid walks up to them, and says that John is retarded john's sister says to the mean kid how dare you call my brother that he is autistic he is not retarded
by Backstroke swimmer 24 November 22, 2022
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