Pussy paralysis

When you cannot get up because your cat is on your lap.

I was late for work because i had pussy paralysis.

by Junebug333 August 10, 2019

vacuum pussy

A pussy that sucks all the juices out of a dick, must be installed, batteries not included. Don't turn on full power or you can lose your dick!

"My girlfriend used the vacuum pussy on me last night, now I am dickless!"

by Qwerty12e January 14, 2017

Pussy Lipper

1. Someone who sucks so much dick you could imagine their mouth as a pussy because there's almost always a penis in it.

Yo that girl Kayla last night at the party sucked so much dick oh my goodness. What a Pussy Lipper.

by Mikeystef October 6, 2019

Pussy check

The act of throwing a punch to the balls of someone to check if he has a pussy, usually done when somebody acts like a women (or a pussy).

Moin backed off from tonight's plan, I think he needs a pussy check

by JJXT7 October 24, 2017

pussy noogie

When a girl grabs a guys head puts it in her snatch and shakes like a dryer with a brick in it. Most commonly performed in a strip club on your birthday.

Yo, we went to the strip club last night for Brighams birthday, he totally got a pussy noogie. His head was all up in that snatch, he almost suffocated!

by DecemberTheStripper January 4, 2015

Familiar Pussy

Previously held pussy that can be returned to easily when needed, craved, or available. However, this term doesn't apply to pussy that you have lost connects with.

Austin: I heard you fucked Maya last night. I thought you guys were just friends?

Malcolm: Yeah, we are.

Austin: Then what happened ? I thought she was just coming over to borrow your DVD player.

Malcolm: Familiar pussy man, Familiar pussy.

by UDaBest2016 October 7, 2016

pussy protector

The triangular piece of fabric on the inside of workout pants for women.

I didn't need to wear any underwear to my boot camp class because my pants have a pussy protector.

by Saraontherun November 9, 2015