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egg beater

Sticking a hand held electronic mixer shoving it in a girl vagina on her period an turn it on from high to low. This is how a red pancake is made or how a blue waffle is started.
by Jonney blender March 22, 2017
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cadbury egg

When daddy rolls a turd into an egg shape and fills it with his cum, creating a cream-filled egg.
My daddy just fed me a Cadbury egg. I'm so squishy now.
by iamsogay April 22, 2019
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eggs benedict arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared as usual. While mixing the hollandaise, some male ejaculate is added to the sauce.
"Hey Jimmy, how are those eggs benedict arnold?" Jimmy does a spittake.
by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023
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mixed eggs

Americans call it mixed eggs. Who scrambled eggs??
Mandy have you had mixed eggs? Madly: No wtf is that, you mean scrambled? Me: Americans are weird
by Pooplead September 22, 2020
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Nigga Eggs

Basically, it's the white little balls that fall from the Afro area and end up on your couch / pillow or back of chair.
Eventually the hatch in the the high humidity High heat to become Ghetto babies.
Dam Jethro, with your nappy hair..youze shure are droppin allot of nigga eggs on my couch, I cant wait for them to hatch so i can claim them as dependents
by dicksey normus November 20, 2021
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TE (Turtle Egg)

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.

CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation

-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death

-Hopeless Romantic
Bobby is acting like a TE (Turtle Egg) and it's so annoying.
by AshKetchum1223 July 10, 2018
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