by the BEAST July 6, 2004
Get the thank you jesusmug. 1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.
The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.
The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.
"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."
by Prancingwolf January 12, 2005
Get the Jesus H. Christmug. Jesus Howard Christ. Howard is from a parodistic form of the Lords Prayer:
Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...
In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".
The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.
Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...
In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".
The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.
by FriendlyFireIsOn October 16, 2005
Get the Jesus H. Christmug. by CommiePinko December 24, 2008
Get the Kung-fu jesusmug. by amatochayourspaghet May 4, 2018
Get the jesus fried chickenmug. Jesus feet water is milk mixed with water so that it looks like water that they would of probably washed feet in. if you were to of had coco pops and it made the milk brown and then you mix it with water it would be dirty Jesus feet water as he would of used it to wash his feet.
"go tip out that jesus feet water!"
"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment
"you dont look like jesus water" - insult
"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment
"you dont look like jesus water" - insult
by TimotheeandDan February 12, 2021
Get the jesus feet watermug. Magical shoes. Similar to the brown sandals Jesus wore except.. They are PLATFORM. They can make anyone sexy. Even You. (Except for Bishnas) (They are evil creatures).
Lucinda: OMG, did you hear about the new Jesus Platform sandals?
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
Eugene: Yes. I bought them. Now Im a sexy boy.
Lucinda: Yes, yes you are ;) Did you see bishna bought them?
Eugene: Yes.. Shes still a bishna though.
by PrayingFishChild. May 16, 2010
Get the Jesus Platform Sandalsmug.