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I'm Doing Ur Mom

It's A Goofy Joke/j And It Means Having Sex With Someones Mom.
by Kazoooooo September 8, 2023
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An I'm Sherlocked

When you like a bunch of comments but don't reply.
Farah just pulled an I'm Sherlocked
by Dgwyegeveushh December 7, 2017
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I'm shopping for someone else...

Da standard "please bear with me --- I'm not familiar with this type or purchase" preamble-remark dat you ruefully tell a store-employee whom you ask for assistance in finding/choosing one or more items dat you never use yourself, and so you have less of an idea of how to shop for it or maybe even where it's stocked in da store.
Two good examples of when you might tell a staffperson, "I'm shopping for someone else..." might be if you were looking for a type of media-entertainment (such as books, music, or movies) dat you have no interest in yourself, or if you merely lived a simple bachelor's existence and were procuring "fussy female stuff" items for a lady-friend, such as cosmetics, dress-up clothing, fancy table-setting accessories, etc.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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I'm fine

A common phrase said by women, specifically young women, symbolizing they are indeed not fine, but do not want you to know that.
Person 1 - Hey, are you okay, you seem kinda out of it?
Girl 1 - I'm fine.
Person 1 - Are you sure?
Girl 1 - Yes! I'm fine!
by #Theworldisending January 18, 2022
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I'm on it

Three two-letter words that somebody uses when they want to make short work of whatever task that needs to be done.
Especially when that person who said it is closest to that problem to tackle it.
Jimmy the supervisor was on the floor surveying all while Jerry is putting stock on the shelves at the liquor store.

Jimmy gets a call on his cell, answers it, and listens...

Jimmy (listening intently, then replies): ... Yes, sir! You need that NOW?!

And meet you at the front part of the store? Okay, sir!

(Jimmy yells to James...)

Jimmy (with emphasis): Jerry! I need you to get six bottles of Cristal, 3 bottles of José Cuervo, some whiskey sour mix,

two super-big bottles of Jack Daniel's, a case of Captain Morgan, and 4 bottles of Scotch! Get a crate and a dolly ready!

Jerry (asking): What's the occasion?

Jimmy (straightforward): A client wants to stock up for a New Year's party right now! Trying to beat the holiday rush!

Jerry (surprised): He is?! I'm on it!

Jimmy: Hold up, Jerry! I'll help you! Get that dolly and a couple of boxes, and we'll get that done ASAP PDQ!
by Wa11ar00 September 12, 2022
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I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to

Cousin Jay is clearly harassing that chick at Burger King and then omitting half the story and acting like he wasn't.
Hym "I don't need to do anything else and I'm not going to. And apparently you DO allow it. You allow it and you CHOOSE the child murder over not harassing people... Repeatedly! You choose child murder over letting people cash in on their brilliant ideas. You CHOSE child murder and cover up. Those were YOUR choices. Put and end to this before I choose it with you."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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I'm a

"I'm a great person who deserves everything."
by mae1alv April 24, 2022
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