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Socks

a chaotic 5’0 “soft” wannabe British lad that wears sunglasses inside and likes to impress people by his can opening skills. Also the annoying little brother of any friend group.
Person 1: aye you seen socks anywhere?
Person 2: you mean that insane five foot tall gremlin who ran through here searching for a compass with the force of an angry god?
Person 1: that’s the one!
by Gaygayhomosexualgay April 10, 2021
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A Salisbury Socking

Essential to performing this manoeuvre, is doggy. Eat a shit tonne of food, preferably spicy, then shit in a sock. Just prior to the fabled finish, swing the sock around you’re head, gather momentum, and thwack that socky shit around the back of her head.
John to girl: I’m about to cum

Girl: GIVE ME A SALISBURY SOCKING

John: ok

Example 2:

Webby: Dude, I gave her the Salisbury socking of her life

John: nice
by The Socker September 24, 2020
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down to the sock

"Down to the sock" is mostly used when you are asking someone to hang out, or when you are asking someone if they are actually going to something.
Are you Down to the sock going to do that?

Are you down to sock going to the park?
by J0zy April 5, 2017
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Chinese Fightin Socks

Low cut running socks, sometimes called ped socks, fit just above the heel collar of your shoe. Low cut socks are often the choice for runners that want to avoid the hassle of their sock slipping too low in their running shoes but don't want the sock above their ankle bone.
This dude just tried me so I had to put on my Chinese Fightin Socks
by Christina Lounsberry May 27, 2022
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Sock

Worn on feet. Bought in pairs, one for each foot. It is more common than not that you end up with just the one sock, meaning you have to mix and match. This does not say anything about the person you are. It happens to Tom, dick and Harry. If only you could lock your socks together. Another use for a sock is to place it on your cock, keeping it warm; if you have one of course.
Tom - ‘if one more sock goes missing, I will lose my shot’

Harry - ‘man, I know the feeling. Just use it as a cock warmer
by adirtyword15 March 8, 2021
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Sock puppet

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet
by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017
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moss sock

when something in a video game goes wrong also used as an insult
dude, that last game was so moss sock
by konii February 27, 2021
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