I'm going to pull a Stanley

when you joke about 'Pulling A Stanley' its a phrase to say your disappointed

I'm Going to pull a Stanley if you dont stop

by richie_the_alt September 2, 2022

I'm Such a Libra

Exclaimed by someone of the Libra Zodiac sign when they have difficulty making a decision.

The waiter is coming this way. What will you order?

A Coke, ... or no, wait, an Iced Tea. Or no, they have home-made lemonade. Oh god, I'm such a Libra!

by LukeJes September 5, 2022

I'm on it

Three two-letter words that somebody uses when they want to make short work of whatever task that needs to be done.
Especially when that person who said it is closest to that problem to tackle it.

Jimmy the supervisor was on the floor surveying all while Jerry is putting stock on the shelves at the liquor store.

Jimmy gets a call on his cell, answers it, and listens...

Jimmy (listening intently, then replies): ... Yes, sir! You need that NOW?!

And meet you at the front part of the store? Okay, sir!

(Jimmy yells to James...)

Jimmy (with emphasis): Jerry! I need you to get six bottles of Cristal, 3 bottles of José Cuervo, some whiskey sour mix,

two super-big bottles of Jack Daniel's, a case of Captain Morgan, and 4 bottles of Scotch! Get a crate and a dolly ready!

Jerry (asking): What's the occasion?

Jimmy (straightforward): A client wants to stock up for a New Year's party right now! Trying to beat the holiday rush!

Jerry (surprised): He is?! I'm on it!

Jimmy: Hold up, Jerry! I'll help you! Get that dolly and a couple of boxes, and we'll get that done ASAP PDQ!

by Wa11ar00 September 12, 2022

I'm a

A self-absorbed term used too much on the daily.

"I'm a great person who deserves everything."

by mae1alv April 24, 2022

I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.

"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."

by TheThinMan34 May 6, 2022

I'm fine

A phrase wich is used by somenone who is actually fine or some depressed people who don't wanna show their true feelings

Example 1:
Person 1: Hey, are you allright?
Person2: Ah, yeah, I'm fine! What about you?
Example 2:
Person 1: Are you okay?
Person 2: Oh, don't worry about me, I'm fine. (Lie)

by your local freak May 7, 2022

i'm sad

either you just searched this up because you wanted to see what wacky things people have written under "i'm sad," or you're actually sad. i'm guessing the latter, as i too searched up "i'm sad" just a few minutes ago because, i am infact sad.

i hope you get happy soon. i can't really tell you anything incredibly inspirational, as i doubt my abilities to make you feel better. i am just a random stranger that is sad, just like you are, telling you that i hope you get better.

i wish you a safe quest through your sadness random person reading this.

also, if you're reading this and you wanted to go to bed like an hour ago, but you couldn't get yourself to actually try to sleep, go to bed. i am calling you out. if you get to the point where you search up "i'm sad" late at night, that's a sign you shouldn't be awake. don't be like me and stay up writing urban dictionary defenitions late at night -- or search up urban dictionary defenitions, for that matter.

stay hydrated, eat your vegetables and remember that you're important and loved.

by ST0RMPUNK May 11, 2022