Ghosted

When your in the passion of conversation and look over to see your significant other looking at their their device....

Oh...uhhuhhh yea I hear ya...cool ...yup (you’ve been ghosted with ignore-ance)

by Bertman2000 December 17, 2017

Space Ghosted

How you walk past Several empty parking spaces near the entrance after you had searched for a space and given up... parking far away from the entrance.

I was space ghosted at the mall 😱

by LadyLyles April 22, 2018

Ghetto ghost

A low battery chirp coming from your smoke detector

The ghetto ghost won’t stop haunting me

. But I’m to cheap and lazy to spend the buck to appease it wants .

by Jimmy jimmy January 12, 2018

Ghost gag

When your sexual partners dick is too small to choke on. It's all in your mind, convince yourself it's big.

Tina "I like giving head! His dick is too small!"

Stephanie "just ghost gag that shit"

by Tdizzzzy March 23, 2017

Ghost Boner

When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm

Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"

by KillAllTheEmos April 3, 2017

ghost pick up

When someone acts like their going to pick up their dogs poop, but leaves it in someone else's yard.

I hate my neighbor! Every time that dog poops in my yard she does a ghost pick up!

by ghostpickupman April 6, 2017

ghost drinker

someone that doesn't need to drink a lot to get drunk at a party; someone who drinks so little that by looking at the bottle, no one can tell they got drunk off of it; 2 or 3 shots and they're out

Brian: Hey did you see Janice at the party last night, she was plastered
Vince: Yeah and she only took a couple shots
Brian: HAHHA she's a ghost drinker

by murrmaid99 April 16, 2017