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koochi from gucci

friend 1: did you hit?
friend 2: yeah fam
friend 1: how was it, good?
friend 2: it was like heaven, she got a koochi from gucci
by magn9159 October 19, 2019
mugGet the koochi from guccimug.

a man from Cracow

A man that carries a knife all the time and stabs random people just to be "safe". His lungs does not exist theyre just a pile of ash. This type of person is disgusted by women. Hates Warsaw and is extremly fucking gay. Has a massive cock in a size of the titled towers in other words a massive horsecock. Everyone would prefer to stay away from that person.
Hates jews and believes in god. Is easly offended (might straight up fucking kill you)
A: Ey yo is that a man from Cracow?
B: Shit man we better get the fuck outta here
by ojciecmateusz November 22, 2021
mugGet the a man from Cracowmug.

from Pharaonic Egypt

a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".
a mother, who is a teacher at a local elementary school, asks her son when she gets back from work:

mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?

son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?

mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
mugGet the from Pharaonic Egyptmug.

Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.
by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018
mugGet the Jerk from Homemug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: You Are Derived From A Meaningless Existence: The First Juvenile Release
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025
mugGet the You Are Derived From A Meaningless Existence: The First Juvenile Releasemug.

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