facebook sensitive 

when someone gets their feeling hurts from dumb things on facebook.

you're friend writes on other people walls but not on yours, this makes you jealous and/or upset. therefore you are 'facebook sensitive'.

facebook sensitive by kmb513 February 22, 2011

facebook superstar

when someone posts more than 20 times a day and all of them are not stupid.

Josh: this dude must have a real interesting life he posts all day and everything he says is interesting
Steffen: wow that dude is a facebook superstar

facebook superstar by mcstuffin March 4, 2011

Facebook Pirate

Individual that proceeds to steal everything you post on your facebook wall and post it on their wall without giving any credit thus taking all the glory of your genius.

That bitch is such a facebook pirate.. he stole my Lady Gaga video AGAIN and now he has 30 comments and I only have 4.

Facebook Pirate by justincolt May 4, 2011

Facebook Celebrity

Facebook user that has ton's of friends and keep posting status updates, cool pictures but in reality they're not cool, unknown and photogenic.

Guy 1: I Wish could date this girl named Selena on Facebook, shes cool and fine as hell.

Guy 2: Dude, she's Susan from downtown and average girl, and she's definitely a Facebook Celebrity.

Facebook Celebrity by Observer9 October 14, 2011

Facebook Double talking 

when two friends are one the phone with each other and one posts a new status and the other one comments while they are on the phone together. They know what each other is going to comment before they comment.

Ronnie and Riley are facebook double talking.

Facebook Double talking by DoubleFaces333 November 13, 2011

Facebook retouching

the act of untagging oneself from unflattering or incriminating photos in order to maintain an a more attractive virtual persona

Girl: Are you looking at Kelly's album from the party last night?
Roommate: Yeah- gotta do some major Facebook retouching- my boobs were totally falling out of my tank top last night, and she still tagged me in all the photos!

Facebook retouching by Andy Macintyre June 28, 2011

Facebook Ninja

One who has a Facebook Account, adds nearly anyone who makes a friend request, only checks or updates their account with information sparingly and then disappears again for an extended period of time.

Bob uses his Facebook Account like a one night stand, he hits it and runs. He is a Facebook Ninja.

Facebook Ninja by dyslexicanaboko July 3, 2011