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Dylan

by Muah.nobars February 15, 2024
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dylan carpenter

I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by
Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick
by Dingofish March 9, 2024
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Dylan

He is a cheating whore who will lead their exes on while having a whole ass girlfriend. He is a horrible maccas manager and lowkey ugly too.
Who is that smell guy over there

“Oh it’s a Dylan”
by Urmother696969696969669 March 15, 2024
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Dylan Hocom

6’1, 185lbs, 60yd:8.39, Arm: 80mph, Bats:Right, Skidmore commit. Dylan Hocom is the future of D3 Baseball
Are you gonna play Juco? No, I’m pulling a Dylan Hocom
by jac0bwi150n March 19, 2024
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dylan hoffman

the actor best know for his performance as Andy in “you are so not invited to my bat mitzvah” this young actor was also in 2 episodes of “Next” in 2020, he has over 900,000 followers on his tiktok account “heyitsdylanhoffman”.
friend 1: ew.
friend 2: don’t say ew! that’s dylan hoffman he’s so fine.
by niniloves.you March 23, 2024
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Dylan

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Dylan is Dylan
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Dylan

Also called “Dj”

Dylan is someone you would never want to let go of.
He is fine, cute and lovely, he loves playing video games.
he loves the girl that he is dating.
He’s The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He’s the bestest friend and boyfriend you could ever ask for. He is perfect in every way and everything he does is perfect.
If you’re bored tell him because Dylan’s are good at having fun.

Dylan's eyes are the prettiest even in the sunlight. sometimes he looks like a little fish but that’s okay. If you ever find a Dylan keep him close to your heart and don’t ever let him go because they are very rare and special.

There’s only one anyways and he’s not for u.🥰
Me: “Omg and did I mention Djs size? And the color of the Dylan’s tippity top.?”

Them: “No! Tell me!”

Me: “Why would I tell u.? Djs not for u”
by ILoveYoUwU March 27, 2024
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