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Donkey shit 

Having sex with a women, then cumming in your hand, slapping her across the face with the cum hand, knocking her out then curb stomping her out side
After prom I did the donkey shit with trynyty
Donkey shit by Hentii May 5, 2018

Swamp Donkey 

In the summer when its hot and your ass is wet from sweating you place it on someones face while they are sleeping or passed out.
Its 90 degrees out your sweating and your sleeping friend whom pissed you off earlier is about to wake up to the rank smell of ass after you give him a Swamp Donkey

Rutting Donkey

woman giving it the porn star treatment during sex
I was banging her and she was going like a rutting donkey
Rutting Donkey by Tony 810 January 20, 2009

absolute donkey 

someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...
Rey Lewis is an absolute donkey bro
absolute donkey by MateoTheGreat November 3, 2019

Thick as a donkey's cock 

Descriptive of someone who is particularly, mentally challenged.
There's no point in asking George W, he's as thick as a donkey's cock
A term of identification used for anoyone who can closely imitate the stunned demeanor that donkey kong takes when he receives a serious blow to the head. This shortened form is more easily said in conversation than "donkey kong". D.K. is just too cool to be considered for such a person. Also, it carries connotations of Shrek's sidekick.
Josh Good is donkey. Call him that when you see him on Lycoming Campus and elsewhere.
donkey by shorky May 13, 2005