A: “Dude, it smells like shit in here”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butt Blaster with my bro.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butt Blaster with my bro.”
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A: “Dude, it smells like shit and garlic butter in here.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”
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The effect on one’s psyche when finding themselves in Renton.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to, fever, nausea, wishing to be freed from your mortal vessel, neurological collapse from witnessing the reality-shattering horrors of Renton, and dizziness.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to, fever, nausea, wishing to be freed from your mortal vessel, neurological collapse from witnessing the reality-shattering horrors of Renton, and dizziness.
One might think a friend would return safely from Renton, but the Renton Mind Blast seldom sees survivors leave the same as they entered.
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It was August 5th 2020. We were about to fuck right before she stop and asked if I had a mask. I said "No?" She hopped out of bed and said "No mask, no blast." I left her house with blue balls.
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