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Asshole

being really mean
your such a asshole
by anonymous June 13, 2022
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Asshole

A dude with fuckboy hair who thinks he's cool by being obnoxious and arrogant
Jacob is being such an asshole
by Asian definitions August 19, 2017
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schrodinger's asshole

Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"
by chainswordcs December 10, 2023
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Asshole

Someone who can be hated but the world still needs them, because where else would shit come out of?
"What an Asshole!"
by Hyper Dude May 15, 2018
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Asshole

Person 1: I am an adrenaline junkie. I climb high things. I climb trees.

Person 2: Ew. You’re such an asshole
by Arthritic Teen April 23, 2023
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nine assholes

Phrase used to describe someone who is being the most idiotic or irritating person you have ever seen, so much that calling them an asshole would be an underestimation. Asshole times nine.
That driver is being nine assholes, she just ran a red light while talking on her phone and then flipped me off when I honked my horn at her.
by sarcasticallybrilliant June 16, 2018
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asshole

An Asshole is a person who habitually offends, is rude to, or is demeaning of others and thinks that there is nothing wrong with their actions. Assholes believe they and their needs and desires are more important than others and therefore they rationalize that they are fully justified in whatever they do or say. As a result, an Asshole believes that if there is any real problem then it resides on the part of their victims rather than being something of their own creation. As a group, Assholes comprise a large subset of Narcissists. But while all Narcissists are indeed Assholes, not all Assholes are Narcissists. Their motto might be: “Being an Asshole means never having to say you’re sorry.”
My Doctor acts as like a real asshole when he treats my medical issues as no big deal.
by DaveTheNerd September 14, 2017
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