Ass Paper

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geez i'm on the toilet I could use some Ass Paper!

by SuperM789 November 10, 2019

ass cardigan

Similar to ass hat but with the cranium and large part of the upper torso shoved up in there too

Barry is an ass hat but Gary is an ass cardigan.

by mjcheez September 27, 2019

Cocktail-Ass

A term used to describe a woman's posterior. I'm not entirely sure of its definition but due to context clues i assume it's a north eastern term of compliment. Possibly referring to the shape and density and ability to support a cocktail glass on the pinnacle rear convex. It was used by a new york man to compliment a dancers rear end. (Not to be confused to ass-cocktail)

Damn girl you sure got a fine cocktail-ass!

by Tripodshits June 10, 2018

fido's ass

When something or someone is ugly.

She looks like fido's ass!!

by Fido's ass January 6, 2018

fat ass

a person that is lazy. sits on ass all-day

my mom is a fat ass.

by wywywywywywywyw January 21, 2020

Ass pennies

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.

John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."

by Ripply-Dickly January 27, 2020

can't be assed

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

by igorpleaseshutup November 8, 2020