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apple puncher

ap·ple punch·er
/ˈapəl-pən(t)SH-er/
noun
1.
The act of forcefully inserting an apple (by punching it) deep into someones anal cavity.
"Bro, I was watching porn last night and this girl got served by the most hardcore apple puncher I've ever seen"
by worlds best apple puncher December 9, 2015
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Banana smoothie is not an apple pie

A banana is an elongated, edible fruit – botanically a berry12 – produced by several kinds of large herbaceous flowering plants in the genus Musa.3 In some countries, bananas used for cooking may be called "plantains", distinguishing them from dessert bananas. The fruit is variable in size, color, and firmness, but is usually elongated and curved, with soft flesh rich in starch covered with a rind, which may be green, yellow, red, purple, or brown when ripe. The fruits grow upward in clusters near the top of the plant. Almost all modern edible seedless (parthenocarp) bananas come from two wild species – Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. The scientific names of most cultivated bananas are Musa acuminata, Musa balbisiana, and Musa × paradisiaca for the hybrid Musa acuminata × M. balbisiana, depending on their genomic constitution. The old scientific name for this hybrid, Musa sapientum, is no longer used.

Musa species are native to tropical Indomalaya and Australia, and are likely to have been first domesticated in New Guinea.45 They are grown in 135 countries,6 primarily for their fruit, and to a lesser extent to make fiber, banana wine, and banana beer, and are sometimes even grown as ornamental plants. The world's largest producers of bananas in 2017 were India and China, which together accounted for approximately 38% of total production.
Hey bro, did you know that Banana smoothie is not an apple pie?
by Bro with the words December 18, 2023
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Jonny Apples

Hey Homies Can I Come Thru And Pick Up Some Of Those Jonny Apples
by Krazie Jon February 25, 2008
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Apple

BRO THE FUCKING APPLE JUST TOOK MY TOOTH FUCKING FUUUUUCK
by The Gay Bringer January 24, 2023
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cooking apple

Someone who seems appealing but is actually fückin gross.
Yeah, you could hit that off you're really keen but I hear she's a cooking apple
by Garmo May 24, 2024
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Apple

an unintelligent thing that when used on girls (throw an apple at them) will come running as fast as usain bolt on steroids
oh look a group of teenage girls one of them looks hot throw an apple at them
by y05k February 19, 2019
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Tiny Apple Gang

A gathering or group of men with homosexual tendencies. Generally comprised of 3-5 older men and one middle aged "pivot" man. They are not accepting of outsiders. Induction into gang usually consists of grotesque sexual acts involving a butterfinger candy bar
Hey, Chomo check out that group of weirdos. Yeah man that's a tiny apple gang for sure
by Whatchuluukinat March 3, 2022
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