monster gay

someone who is gay and drinks a lot of monsters
axel: you drink so many monsters

max: that's because I am a monster gay
by monster_gay June 13, 2021
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glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.
Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.
by Botta Bing July 29, 2019
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Hubble Monster

The gurgling mess of unknown food products in your stomach after eating at the Drake University dining hall. You will need to clear at least 30 minutes out of each day for designated bathroom time.
Steven - “My stomach hurts and I have diarrhea, I shouldn’t have eaten at the dining hall because I now have to face the Hubble Monster.”
by Jaccauley 1 February 21, 2021
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Morale Monster

(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.
"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."
by Anon999993 September 14, 2008
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MIF Monster

Scoring every single item to the bare minimum required to pass like it's your job. If the bell curve was mount Everest you'd be at the peak. Mediocrity is what gets you out of bed in the morning. South Field beckons.
He's going helos for sure... an absolute MIF Monster
by Borderline_Savant May 08, 2025
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Jäger Monster

A delicious concoction. A unique blend of Jägermeister and fresh squeezed lemonade. Perfect to drink at any occasion (Wedding, Party, Funeral, Boys Night, Orgy, Etc). Warning: If consumed too often might cause serious liver damage!
I drank the Jäger Monster last night to forget my emotional pain and instead impregnated my cousin!
by Creepy Homewrecker C March 24, 2021
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