monke brain

Monke brain is when you do something instinctively, without thinking. Usually happens when something rare appears.

Jerome: I’m sorry that I went monke brain on you.
Alex: YOU KNEW I WANTED THAT SHINY MOLTRESS YOU ASSHOLE

by zyledotpng October 8, 2022

Bing-brained

The feeling you get when your mind is racing, each thought produces a new semi-related thought and you are unable to focus on any single thought. Much like the dialogue in the commercial for Microsoft's semantic search engine Bing.

I don't think I'm going to be able to finish this project tonight, I'm feeling very bing-brained.

by bridgetroll817 June 5, 2011

puppy brain

When a person is obsessed with all dog breeds, and starts cooing over any dog they see walking the streets.

I have such Puppy Brain - I want a dog so badly.

by taiwks January 22, 2014

Pinky and The Brain

While Getting Head from A man or women, And they decide To slip a pinky In Ones ass.

Larry: Dude She Gave me Pinky and The Brain last night
Ron: Sick bro.

by JoeBamaTaxedYoMama November 27, 2022

Brain Sweat

When you think about something so intense that you feel like your brain is sweating.

Tina was thinking about all of the furniture that she needed to move and she broke out in a brain sweat.

by Whosit606 March 6, 2020

Spicy Brain Process

When your brain explodes with fiery confidence and you confidently tell other people something, only to realise you are completely, spectacularly wrong. Then you do it again with your next thought, just as certain and just as wrong, keeping the spicy cycle of confident nonsense going forever.

“Don’t forget, Danny is a girl!”
1 hour later…
“Oh god, no, Danny is a dude. I was thinking of a different Danny.”
30 seconds later…
“No wait, that’s not even Danny. Her name is Kate! Oh god, spicy brain process!”

by StackOverflowed December 2, 2025

Floof-brained

“Floof-brained” is a playful term that combines “floof” a slang term for something soft and fluffy, often used to describe animals with fluffy fur and “brained” to describe a state where someone’s mind feels light and empty, like fluff. This can happen when an intelligent person numbs their brain with substances, leading to a feeling of mental emptiness. Brain goes into "power saving mode" and the mind feels light, quiet and worry free.

It’s a humorous way to describe someone who is temporarily not thinking clearly or is mentally foggy. Does that make sense?

"I can't make any decisions right now, I'm too floof-brained"

by @420Bunny July 27, 2024