May 7th

May 7th is National "Fuck a Number" day, on this day you have to fuck a number

3: "Hey *Insert person here*, today is May 7th"
Person: "bend over"

by Three333 The Number May 6, 2020

may 3

the day you hug a boy your close to!

Girl:hey matt it’s may 3
Matt:so what

Girl: Hugs*

by batman is hot May 3, 2022

May 22

Happy national orgasm day. On this day you are gonna get an orgasm!

Girl- Hey, happy may 22.
Boy- why?
Girl- orgasm day. Gonna go get one right now.
Boy- oh. Then i do the same. Meet here in 5 minutes?
Girl- 10 minutes.

by youngstopper May 21, 2022

May 9th

The cute little girl is born in this date!!!
You're the cutest and you're really kind!

Boy/girl : May 9th is your birthday!!!!
Birthday girl: Yep hehe
Boy/girl : you're the cutest!

by UwU_hi November 23, 2021

May 28

Look okay maybe she will see this or not idc but today is my best friends birthday and I really love her with all my heart so if your a girl that is turning 17 this day and has semi short hair and lives on the city lines the looks like your this person I love you my little berry
From dizzy dumbass 💃

Ayyy it’s may 28

Omg it is today is a beautiful girls birthday

by Dizzy dumbass 💃 November 22, 2021

May 5th

National let your gf know how beautiful she is day!

It's may 5th! You know what that means!

by FlyingMonkey079 May 5, 2024

cape may carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry ass Cape May carver!

by PannyRipper April 24, 2024