walk the pooch

masterbation

i'm off to walk the pooch

by Ann0nimau5 March 1, 2010

cousin walk

When you and your cousin go outside at a family gathering to smoke weed

“Hey we’ll be right back, we’re going on a cousin walk!”

by urmom206 January 6, 2024

Walking on Crutches

When a male or female jerks off two dicks with each armpit at the same time.

Yo, we had this bitch walking on crutches last night, shit was wild!

by S. Keys May 2, 2022

Walking On Cats

A thing commonly done by normal human girls, which comprises of stepping on the common house-pet known as a cat, in a deadly manner. All Human Girls Do This. It Is Normal.

"I am not the entity. i am a normal human girl, who like other normal human girls, likes Walking On Cats. thats how you know i am a human girl and definitely not the entity." - Nea

by Axolotlwithagun March 18, 2022

Walking stage

The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.

Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.

Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.

by Funny kid 47 November 29, 2011

Walk in Wendy

A woman who comes into a store when it’s about to shut and won’t leave

Oh man three minutes to close and that walk in Wendy is still here

by I am nothing never nothing July 10, 2018

Adam Sandler Walk

Opposite of hot girl walk. When you are dressed like Adam Sandler, in a baggy shirt and shorts, while on a walk. Typically done hungover or when you absolutely don’t give a shit. Only elite can truly pull off this vibe.

There are two types of girlies: those who hot girl walk and those who Adam Sandler walk.

by agamie November 26, 2023