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how’s your uncle

Sticking your finger up someone’s ass and giving some justification with a simple question.
I like meeting new people and making a lasting bond. I found that pressing a hard cock on them is less effective. But a thumb in the bum gets conversation and more than not hot sex. Simple ask “how’s your uncle?”
by Master Lyricist January 6, 2024
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Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.
Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!
by Chevy Cruz February 1, 2024
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Garth's Uncle

To Tighten something like uncle garth
Person 1: "Whos tightened that up? "

Person 2: "Garth's uncle!"

Or

When tigheting something:
Person "Garth it!"
by Mr.Lamb22 February 26, 2024
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Rahim's Uncle

Rahim's uncle was found in Popeyes buying every single food for $5,000.
Rahim is a kid with Autism.
Rahim: HHEHEHHE
Rahim's Uncle: "Buying The Whole Shop"
Friends: Look its Rahim's Uncle
Rahim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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half-co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's husband.
half-co-uncle-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Monkey's uncle

The term monkey's uncle, most notably seen in the idiom "(Well,) I'll be a monkey's uncle", is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.
John: "Jessica broke up with Tommy can you belive that"

Isaac: "Well I'll b e a
Monkey's uncle!"
by Deodorant enjoyer March 19, 2026
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Privateer of Uncertainty

Pansexual butt pirate, under charter to the Queen
I think you have a chance. I hear they're a bold privateer of uncertainty. Offer to buy them a grog and see where it goes.
by JohnsonFrog December 13, 2025
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