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The "u" word

The "u" word is a roughly 9-letter long word starting with the letter "u." The "u" word is the only singular word that is illegal to say on private property in the United States. It surpasses all swears and slurs in sheer foulness. It is not allowed on this website, nor can we even spell it out. We cannot tell you what it means as that information is also not allowed on this website. This word is not even allowed on the most egregious of "free-speech" web pages. This is partially because all web hosting services are required to automatically stop hosting webpages if this word is found on them.

To find out the spelling of the word and what it means (in the United States), you must go to a public library. Private libraries are not allowed to contain this information. Not all public libraries contain a dictionary with the word in it. You must find a dictionary set that is exclusively printed for public/state-backed libraries. Under the letter u, you may find the word. Good luck!

Trivia:
1. The Library of Congress refuses to contain a dictionary with the word in it.

2. Historically, the "u" word has always been offensive, not having any major root words.

3. According to urban legend, one of the astronauts on the Apollo 11 mission said the "u" word during the mission. This is unlikely to be true as members were monitored and recorded heavily throughout their entire mission.
Charlie was cancelled for accidentally saying the "u" word.
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no u

the flip around. it can make any attack, both physical and mental, turn back upon the attacker. only select people have the ability to use it, including memermen, and you can usally find them as leaders in your community. they make great friends, but horrid enemies.
i hate you, and your moms GAY. OOHH
"no u"
instantly desentygrates.
by plasticman15505 March 21, 2019
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f u

f u, ur suck an a*shole
by anonymous November 9, 2023
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r u mine

R u mine is a song by arctic monkeys( the best band in the world ) is a song abt love and shit proper sick song tho
Person 1: Yo they are playing r u mine

Person 2: Sick what a songgg
by Vr kid April 28, 2023
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Do u fike poneapple

A humorous way of asking someone if they like pineapple but no one gets it
Friend #1: Do u fike poneapple?
Friend #2: Huh, do u mean do I like pineapple?
Friend #1: Yee
by Fortnite1500 October 9, 2020
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u know who

Telling someone that they know the person they are talking about
U know who im talking about
by OfficerJace June 3, 2024
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u/potatoisilluminati

A mediocre redditor that constantly switches between being sad and okay. Never makes memes but is a karma whore. Is a very weird person but tries to be nice.
Person 1: Have you seen u/potatoisilluminati's posts?
Person 2: yeah that guy's fuckin weird
by potatoisilluminati November 10, 2020
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