Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.

"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011

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national poop sock day

why just why did you search this??? u need help

happy national poop sock day!

by poop soc enthusiest November 1, 2021

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Socks

1. A completely normal thing you wear on your feet. They're so cozy and nice.
2. Oh no... oh god no...

1. "Look at my new socks!"
2. "And here are my c*m socks."

by beeline_fox November 26, 2024

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sock skin

The little hard bits that form on the bottom of your sock.

"Whats that on the bottom of your sock?"
" Oh, just a little sock skin"

by wyl99 December 16, 2021

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Gaming Socks

Basically when someone starts playing really good in a video game.

Damn that dude put his gaming socks on.

by miloscosovic11 November 26, 2018

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Burning the Sock

Noun; A fake inside joke made in order to test if someone is laughing at your inside jokes without knowing what they mean.

Verb; The act of putting someone through some form of unspoken test to indoctrinate them into a clique.

"Yikes, man that was crazy. I guess you could say you were really burning the sock on that one. *Everybody pretends to laugh, even John, who doesn't know what the joke means*"

by Scrumdiddly Daddily Doo January 21, 2025

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